The Attractiveness of Simplicity

This is not directly related, I just enjoy it.

This is not directly related, I just enjoy it.

Human Beings have evolved over generations to become a species with an affinity for simplistic explanations and answers. Don’t conflate this biological shortcoming with Occam’s Razor (Among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected). This might be more a useful guideline in the realm of mathematics, but it seems having a reductionist default setting for life’s more philosophical conundrums will ultimately lead to highly inefficient decision-making, and a gravitation toward general falsehoods. Or, to not put it in layman’s terms – Reducing life’s complexities to a crude and simple placeholder might provide you with a sense temporary gratification, but it will come at the expense of long-term fulfillment and societal progress.

People just love a good story. They love stories so much, they have served as our main form of entertainment since the dawn of language and communication, all the way up through our current fiction craving culture we exist in today. Even our “Reality” shows are scripted for our appeasement.

The legend of Princess Peyote

The legend of Princess Peyote

Unfortunately, these stories are so attractive to us, that we often delude ourselves into thinking they are part of true reality. Compared to hard scientific research and messy philosophical debates, stories are incredibly simple. They are an easy answer. They have helped us survive and reproduce over the generations. We wouldn’t be here without stories to distract us from some of the harsher science-based realities.

Here are some questions mankind has been asking ever since he was conscious enough to ask them :  What happens when we die? Do I have free will? Is there some higher power keeping track of my good and bad deeds? What is the point of life?

And historically, the most popular answers to those questions have been (in order) Life continues on after death in a really good way for people who follow given rules(and also continues on, but is painful for those who don’t) / We definitely have free will and our decisions are of great consequence to the Universe / There is most certainly a cosmic scoreboard and record of whether you are being naughty or nice /  We aren’t exactly sure about this one, but just to keep being “good” so you can go to “heaven” or be reincarnated as some higher form and basically your life exists to serve “God”.

Notice, it’s always the happy Hollywood ending that gets the green light. It never seems to be the answer of – “Life is intensely complicated and we actually have very little idea what’s happening to us, what the meaning of life is, or if there is even any meaning to anything at all”.

 That answer is scary and makes us feel like shit. So we say, “Fuck that, I want to see all my pets and relatives again someday in a big cloud castle and eat whatever I want without getting fat. Ahhh much better….”

Switzerland in the Summer + winged suitcases = Heaven

Switzerland in the Summer + winged suitcases = Heaven

The world is filled with stories. As humans, we are evolutionarily programmed to seek out patterns in chaos, and extract meaning from the most random of events. From constellations to car accidents – we are consistent authors of fiction, furiously writing a script that allows us to function optimistically and with false confidence in a world whose true nature could not be more of a mystery to us.

Historically, these false narratives have been quite useful to human migration and survival. Lying to ourselves and ego preservation have made the trait of self-delusion a natural selection must have. No one would explore that vast ocean if they weren’t unrealistically optimistic about their chances of survival/success. So, they don’t meticulously calculate their probability of success with astounding accuracy. Instead, they just say “Godspeed” and take some booze and bibles along for the ride. Few people would be motivated to accomplish anything if it were revealed to them that in fact, life was predetermined and they are merely groups of particles interacting and reacting to groups of other particles set in motions eons ago. No different in the “choices” they make than the fish in the sea, the clouds in the sky, or even the stars and planets in our galaxy. Not having free will is another messy, uncomfortable story we want NO part of.blind

If you want someone to risk their life in a War, or fly a plane into a building, or not have premarital sex, then you need a really good story to inspire them. And good stories are simple stories. Like this one : “If you blow yourself up and kill a bunch of people with a bomb, then there are 72 virgins waiting in heaven for you right after you’re done.” Now, you might say to me : “That story is so simple and dumb, I think that story sucks.” I would argue that you’re absolutely incorrect. In fact, that story is SO good that countless people actually commit the ultimate sacrifice and kill themselves and others because it’s so effective and simple.

Life, for better or worse, is muddy and complicated. At least, if we are asking science for answers. There is no nice, neat pill to swallow and make it all orgasm, all the time. But, I think that’s what makes life interesting. I like that things are complicated. I enjoy not knowing everything there is to know. If some God offered me the opportunity to have all of life’s mysteries revealed to me, I would decline because that would make life painfully boring. Even if I could all of sudden become immortal, I wouldn’t do it. While I’m not ready to die, and still might not be ready whenever that day comes, the idea of never being able to die is the most terrifying thing I can think of. It would be okay if I could choose when or if I die, but to float alone for billions of years/infinity out in the void of space long after all other life has ceased to exist, is perhaps the worst fate I can imagine.oversimplification

Maybe this is just my cognitive dissonance talking, but I like life the way it is. I enjoy the testing of hypotheses. I like living an existence where the introduction of valid new evidence can flip even our most fundamental perspectives about life upside down at any moment. I think we should all view our lives through the unflinching lens of science. Yes, it’s might be a bit scary at times. Yes, there is the risk of discovering new truths that might make you lose your will to get out of bed in the morning, or prevent you from finding happiness again. But, there is excitement in all that mystery. So, don’t drown yourself in stories and lies to make yourself feel better. Flush out your delusions and biases and vanquish them. There is a greater peace, empathy, and happiness that can be found just in having the desire to seek out truth. The journey into the unknown is more fulfilling and exciting to me than some pacifier fairy tale that has been handed down over the generations. Oversimplification (as a survival mechanism) has served us well in the past. But moving forward, we need to take off the blinders. Truth is indeed far stranger and more interesting than any story mankind could ever dream up. Going forward, let’s open our eyes and not blink at whatever pops into our field of vision – let’s refocus and stare instead.

 – JA

Found it.

The new POPE!!!

Pope ver 3.7.2 fewer bugs, and now cool with anal!

Pope ver 3.7.1 – fewer bugs, and now okay with snuff porn!

This new pope Francis dude is amazing! I mean the liberal agnostic/atheist in me is as hard as a priest at a Sunday School mixer over these new, more tolerant attitudes he’s been spewing forth. Unfortunately, it’s nothing more than a forced business decision for organized religion. It’s like giving the fast food chain SUBWAY credit for not putting yoga mat material in their bread anymore. They fucking HAD to do it. It doesn’t count as some wonderful, positive change from a mysterious internal catalyst. Just like corporations and politicians, religions will eventually back pedal and reverse even their most fundamental core beliefs and prior statements that are no longer fashionable.

Religions ARE businesses. Actually, they are the best business models that ever existed. Everyone just gives you their money because you tell them to. Then, you flaunt it in their collective faces with gangster rap levels of blinged out opulence, and make them feel bad they didn’t give you more. Oh yeah, and you don’t pay taxes on it. All the while, you can tell government to basically fuck off when it comes to questions about your finances and possible boy rapes. And what service or product do you need to offer your customers in exchange for all this money? How does a nice fairy tale sound? Just like a psychic con artist, or astrological horoscopes – religions spoon feed people fictional narratives they want to be true, preying on our delusional cognitive biases with no concern for science, truth, or your best interests.

It would be analogous to going to a doctor with a slight headache that’s been nagging you for a few weeks, and having the doctor feign examining you before sending you on your way telling you : “It’s nothing to worry about”. It turns out it was a massive malignant tumor that could have been treated in time, but this doctor doesn’t give a flying fuck whether you live or die, or what the real issue might be with your headache. His practice is to tell you whatever bullshit that makes you feel comforted, so you leave his office happy and come back again. Reality can be hard. Reality is confusing and complicated. Who needs that shit? The answer is most people don’t need or want it. This is why more than 80% of the world identify with one religion or another. People demand clarity, and the truth is expendable in their relentless pursuit.

1 Chainz

I miss 1 Chainz

I agree with author Sam Harris in that I see Islam as uniquely more dangerous to civilization than other organized religions. But, let’s give Islam some credit as far as sticking to their guns, and not waffling around on the hateful, intolerant issues they originally put out there. I mean, when you draw a silly cartoon making fun of their Prophet – your ass is dead. Or, if you are a woman, and you have sex either before or outside of marriage, you get a choice of either a 100-lash public flogging, or a nice stoning to death. While this is obviously a terrifying set of beliefs to subscribe to, at least I know what’s in the box I’m being sold.

The Catholic Church has been ramming homophobic, misogynist propaganda down society’s gullet for hundreds of years. Why change course now? Hmmm, well all of a sudden, cash flow ain’t what it used to be. So, we are now treated to super bowl commercials, and the new and improved Pope 3000! – Now with 60% fewer of those silly fundamental aspects of the Catholic doctrine that people have been persecuting and killing each other over all these years.

Seriously, what the fuck?! He keeps releasing all these statements that are complete flip-flops to all these years of oppressive rhetoric. I mean, it’s nice to see progress and all. But, what’s the point of your religion anymore? I mean, why even bother? They should just quit the whole thing if I can’t hate gay people anymore. It’s just pathetic. The Catholic Church should sack up and get old testament on everyone’s ass, and just own their ugly, antiquated shit. In other words, Islam is Steve Buscemi, and Catholicism is Meg Ryan.



The Church has stood by it and preached it for so long, I hate to see them pussy out just for that almighty dollar.(and don’t get me started on the mind-numbing hypocrisy involved with the new Pope’s anti-capitalism rants).

Aging gracefully is an art

The Church attempts rebranding.

Either that, or just pack that shit in, and call it a night. It was a good run, but it’s time to catch up to the rest of us and give the scientific method a whirl. You’ll find there’s way more compassion in pure science than in fear-mongering with hypocritical lies. I have a lot more respect for Steve than I do for Meg. But, if I’m being forced to get in bed with one of them, the choice is obvious.

– JA